[Crossover] Raising a Brat: A Log

Ideals and reality always seem to run counter to each other.

If you don't tempt fate, you won't get yourself killed.

Eight-and-a-half-year-old troublemaker Abe taught us this lesson through hard experience.

System: "Do you want to live?"

Abe: "Of course! Do you really need to ask, idiot?!"

And so the System began forcing a deal on him.

Abe: "Why do I have to work all year round, and why is my pay so low?"

System: "Because you signed a contract of servitude."

Abe: "Why do I have to listen to you? I'm reporting you for exploiting child labor!"

System: "Because you signed a contract of servitude."