- Lynn, my toad is missing. Do you think you ate it?
- ...Don't worry, I'm not interested in toads.
- Lynn, can you make mapo tofu?
- No.
- You can't even make mapo tofu? I thought all Chinese people could.
- Yeah, I used to think all British people ate fish and chips. Turns out you know about human food, too.
- ...
Please note:
1. Thanks to J.K. Rowling for creating the magical world of Harry Potter.
2. The male lead is Tom Riddle, not Voldemort.
3. Given the way this story unfolds, the original Harry Potter plot should be... pretty much destroyed.
4. I started writing this because I hope everyone can live happily ever after, with no death, loneliness, or sorrow. I'm a conventional fan of happy endings.
5. [Important] This story was inspired by a Zhihu answer, "What Happened to Me While Studying at Hogwarts," by Chen Zimo.
6. [Additional note] In my version, neither Slytherin nor Gryffindor is wholly good or bad. Slytherins are shrewd, even cunning, while Gryffindors are brave, but can also be reckless. They won't constantly scheme against their friends, nor will they always be arrogant and conceited.
It's 2020, four years of trap, I'm dead
Earning a small amount of money while lying down is the dream of every flower-growing rabbit~
Actually it's because little Tom looks so cute! Who said this is a world where faces are judged?
Please give me a dozen friends who are like heroines_(:зゝ∠)_
The five-nut mooncake is really hard to eat!!!
Suddenly I feel that White Snake is so cool! After reading this chapter, I couldn't help but vomit... Why don't you go in?!?!?! Okay, calm down. I really don't know what it will be like when I first meet a snake "monster". Will he be like Nagini and act coquettishly with Tom? Looking forward to it… Come on!
Will I lose weight due to hunger?
Sigh... The basilisk is so pitiful. It hasn't eaten for a thousand years... It's so terrible. I can't survive without eating meat for a week, let alone the basilisk... This can be said to be a place that Salazar didn't take good care of. I always think of the basilisk sleeping alone in the corner...
Feeling sorry for the Basilisk? You haven't eaten for a long time, right?
In fact, it is quite comfortable to eat hot pot for a long time. After all, it is really cold. Well, what I want to say is, I also want to eat rabbit meat... I haven't eaten it yet... By the way, I was confused when I saw the title... What the hell... I also meant that this chapter was a secret room... Why did it talk about hot pot... The most important thing is... I also want to eat hot pot…