A Cannon Fodder's Guide to Self-Destruction (Quick Transmigration)

System: Our goal is to... Xiao Di: The stars and the sea? System: Don't get carried away! Our goal is to become an outstanding cannon fodder who faces death without flinching! Xiao Di: Are you sure this isn't just asking for trouble? System: Actually, you could die a little more heroically~ Xiao Di: Don't be like that! I'm still a kid! Is this a bottom-led story? (Xiao Di: I'm straight, damn it!) Max-level scum, HE, and none of the CPs are related by blood. Is the author's moral compass straight? (Xiao Di: Author, get over here! I promise I won't beat you to death!) Also known as: #A Hundred Ways for Cannon Fodder to Get Themselves Killed# #How to Become an Outstanding Cannon Fodder Who Faces Death Without Flinching# #Can the Main Couple Please Follow the Plot Properly!# #What Do I Do When the Plot Keeps Getting Bent Out of Shape by Me?# #I'm the Only Cannon Fodder in the Whole World Taking the Plot Seriously# Click here to follow the author's page and get updates on new stories early~ The companion story, A Cannon Fodder's Self-Cultivation, has finished serialization. It still follows Xiao Di, a little cannon fodder determined to perfect the art of being cannon fodder, as he earnestly gets himself killed and derails the plot~ You're welcome to follow my upcoming story: The Villain Who Died from Talking Too Much Is Reborn Blurb: Shen Yuan was a villain. In his previous life, he talked too much and got killed in a last-ditch counterattack by the protagonist he'd already subdued. Game over. After being reborn, Shen Yuan reflected long and hard, deciding that this time he'd be a proper boss. If he could use his fists, he'd never run his mouth. He'd never waste words when he saw the protagonist. He'd beat him until he called him Daddy, then finish him off before he could say it. He'd make sure the protagonist was dead, then cremate him on the spot, ensuring there was absolutely no chance of him coming back to life. Absolutely, positively no chance of a last-ditch counterattack. Not only that, he even managed to turn the Villain Gimme System bound to him into a Protagonist-Tracking Assassination System. Every protagonist became a nobody. Protagonist No. 1: "Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river. Don't look down on a poor young man! Just you wait!" Shen Yuan slapped him with one palm. "I'm not waiting." Protagonist No. 1, dead. Protagonist No. 2: "Demon! Give me your life! Today, I'll uphold justice!" Shen Yuan slapped him with one palm. "Who are you calling a demon?!" Protagonist No. 2, dead. Protagonist No. 3: "I am Ye Liangchen..." Shen Yuan slapped him with one palm. "I don't want to know who you are." Protagonist No. 3, dead. Protagonist No. 4: "Who are you, sir?" Shen Yuan slapped him with one palm. "I'm your grandfather." Protagonist No. 4, dead. System: Weak, pitiful, and helpless.jpg With the System's "help," after raiding several protagonist hideouts in a row, he unexpectedly discovered that his longtime Left Protector had also been given a protagonist's script. Shen Yuan, the emotionless protagonist killer, sneered. "What a wondrous twist of fate." Loyal Shen Yanxiu: "Your Majesty, don't be like that! We can talk about it in bed!" 1. Both leads are reborn. 2. The protagonist is at the pinnacle of combat strength, ruthless and talkative, and crushes everyone. 3. A ruthless, talkative, top-tier fighter and hammy villain bottom x a loyal, sarcastic top with a heart devoted to the villains Theme: