[Three Kingdoms] Has Boyue Caught Boyan Yet?

Lu Xun got bound to a crazy System. Sometimes he transmigrated as a cat, sometimes as a human; sometimes he was stuck on land, sometimes lost in the depths of the sea.

The clearest memory he had was being held in Sun Quan's arms, while Sun Quan rubbed and stroked the cat's head and back, looking nothing like a ruler with anything better to do.

Jiang Wei's situation was even funnier. He got bound to a System that let him laze around and wait to die. It couldn't do anything, yet the System turned him into a dog. Even when he yelled, "I want to be bound to a Savior System!" nobody paid him any attention.

"A Savior System binds people like Liu Bei and Cao Cao. What are you dreaming about?"

Later, they transmigrated to Cao Cao's camp. Lu Xun ended up in the body of the schemer Jia Xu, while Jiang Wei possessed the fierce general Dian Wei. By day, they attended meetings with Cao Cao and came up with terrible ideas. At night, they argued in their tent. They came up with one scheme after another, and not a single one was adopted!!

Later still, the two went to Xudu. Their original plan was to kill Cao Zhi, but then Zhen Ji showed up...

And then they transmigrated again and again... One day, Lu Xun and Jiang Wei had the same thought:

What did reviving the Han dynasty or building the foundations of Jiangdong matter? Neither was worth as much as that one person!!

Little theater:

Jiang Wei: Lu Boyan, let's go herd horses and sheep in Longxi. We'll never come back for the rest of our lives!

Lu Xun: That's not what you told Zhuge Kongming...

Cao Pi: You dare steal my wife??!!

Cao Zhi: Brother, why can't you believe that you're the one I want to steal...

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Modern office worker Lin Zhou transmigrates as Jia Xu and suddenly realizes: the right way to transmigrate to the Three Kingdoms is to become a salaried employee who does nothing but coast through life.

Unfortunately, Boss Cao can't stand the sight of him lazing around and insists on squeezing every last bit of work out of him.

Jia Xu brings out modern management techniques for managing upward: KPIs, retrospectives, granularity, alignment...

Cao Cao doesn't understand, but is deeply impressed: "Wen He truly is a genius."

Cao Cao tests his loyalty: "Wen He, would you be willing to die for me?"

Jia Xu answers with a perfectly straight face: "My lord, death is the greatest sunk cost. Only by staying alive can we create sustainable value."

Cao Cao is silent for a moment. "...Speak plainly."

Jia Xu: "I don't want to die."

Later, Cao Cao privately tells Guo Jia: "His schemes offend both Heaven and humanity. Could he be an enemy spy?"

Jia Xu, eavesdropping, thinks: Do I care about Heaven or humanity? As long as Wen He isn't harmed... Besides, I dare to suggest it, but would you dare to use it??

Later still, Cao Cao corners Jia Xu against a wall: "Are you loyal to me, or... do you have some other intention?"

Jia Xu thinks: It's over. Managing upward has turned me into the boss's wife.

The employee who understands the boss best x the most suspicious boss

Scheming bottom x dark, proud top

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Cao Pi once thought that the younger brother who outshone him at every turn was the greatest calamity of his life.

He was jealous of Cao Zhi's talent, jealous of their father's favoritism, and even more jealous of that carefree freedom. So he won the realm, and he would win his brother, too. He wanted the Chen Prince, once so full of youthful spirit, to break his proud spirit piece by piece with his own hands, beneath Cao Pi's shadow.

But when he truly sat upon that cold dragon throne and watched Cao Zhi tremble as he recited "Boil the Beans," he finally understood that all he'd won was a splendid cage. He had killed the elder brother who once picked up his younger brother's dropped bamboo slips, and driven to his death the younger brother who once danced with a sword beneath the moon to entertain him.

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"Light as a startled swan, graceful as a swimming dragon." Everyone said the lines described a goddess, but only Cao Zijian himself knew that, in that fleeting glimpse, he saw the shadow of the swallows that once nested in the halls of the princes and nobles in Ye City.

The winds of Jian'an scattered the last of the scholars' pride from the Bronze Sparrow Terrace.

Premise: Two people from a chaotic age cross countless identities before finally finding each other