The Temperamental Blood Bank Takes Out the Scum Online

On the outside, a cold, sharp-tongued Zaun (×) player. On the inside, a timid, reclusive crybaby who forgets loyalty the moment someone attractive appears. My ideal life after becoming a Hashira: I’m great at basic attacks, I come with healer abilities, and I get a Hashira’s attack bonus. I’m invincible! My real life after becoming a Hashira: You’re a pathetic noob who can’t even use Total Concentration Breathing, and only made it here by using blood as a cheat! The ideal healer: One dose of my medicine and you’ll recover instantly! The real healer: Hey, don’t run! Please let me heal you! Scum of humanity: How pitiful. Let me save you. Scum exterminator, online: As a qualified blood bank, I don’t let dogs or you inside. Note: 1. Pairing undecided. 2. A story to mend those lingering regrets, rescuing people from under the Crocodile Teacher’s hand (shudder). 3. Content warning: Characters from the original work may turn into demons. Here’s a plug for my other crossover story next door: As the Creator tasked with restoring the world's map, he should have been able to raise towering buildings from the ground with a wave of his hand. But the game mode is a hellish Lego rebuilding challenge, and the limits of a life-simulation game mean... when your stamina runs out, you have to sleep, and when your health gets too low, you have to sleep too. So people often come by to complain. 5t5: I flattened an entire forest. Why did you only replant twenty trees? JOJO: I accidentally destroyed several ancient ruins. Why did you only rebuild a Sphinx? Zhongye: I used my ultimate move, killed a dragon, and destroyed a fifth of Yokohama. Why did you only fix the underground water pipes? Byakuran: I destroyed several timelines, but I regret it now. Can you fix that? Xia Yi: That'll cost extra. Note: 1. The game modes combine Little Nightmares II, Attributes and Life, Who's the Undercover, card draws, and Werewolf (tentative). 2. The protagonist is a game character with a will of their own. 3. The crossover includes Jujutsu Kaisen, Bungou Stray Dogs, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, JOJO, and others to be decided. If you're interested, come by my profile and add it to your favorites~ Theme: