The Entire Galaxy Knows He's My Ex-Boyfriend

Ongoing novel: Investigating Nonhuman Cases Coming soon: Overnight Fame. Please follow~ If Gu Bei had known that Xu Jingyan would be the drill instructor leading his team on the celebrity military camp reality show, he'd never have signed up, even if they beat him to death. That man had a face like steel, a body like iron, and so much raw masculinity that the female celebrities on the team were squealing over him. Once the show aired, a whole crowd of fans followed him around, shrieking like groundhogs. "How can anyone be this handsome and manly!" "My God, does the country issue perfect men like this, or do I have to go claim one myself?!" "One minute! I need his entire profile in one minute! Who is this man?!" Beneath the blazing sun, Gu Bei stood ramrod straight in military posture and closed his eyes. That man was his ex-boyfriend. A D-list variety show regular x a badass senior instructor A silly comedy. Check your brain at the door. · The author's next book: Investigating Nonhuman Cases, a supernatural story. See my profile~ Blurb: Bai Huai: I'm just an ordinary, unremarkable man. All kinds of demons and monsters: QAQ What the hell are you talking about?! A calm, low-key powerhouse bottom x a split-personality loyal puppy top who's shamelessly flirtatious And the author's upcoming book, Overnight Fame Blurb: Li Xu, a gaming uploader who'd been invisible for ages, couldn't understand why a spur-of-the-moment gaming session had instantly drawn a million viewers. Until he realized that the wildly popular esports streamer Ghost was his ex-boyfriend from an online relationship. · As an esports streamer, Ghost was ruthless, had pinpoint aim, and didn't talk much. He had a great voice, a handsome face, and fans everywhere. After just three streams, fans all over the internet had fallen for him, shrieking like groundhogs and saying they wanted to have his babies. While the fans debated whether to have a C-section or a natural birth, and whether to have one child or two, Ghost's game interface suddenly displayed something no one expected. Friend online notification. Contact name: Baby. Fan 1: ...Didn't Old Ghost refuse to add people? Fan 2: ...What does "Baby" mean?? Fan 3: ...Everyone, look at me. I haven't turned green, have I??? Old Ghost's friend of ten years: Damn it, bro, you haven't even added me!! ` A gentle, straightforward little goofball bottom x the world's most shameless old dog · P.S. Updated every night at 21:00:10. Any other updates are typo fixes. This novel will enter VIP at midnight on Thursday, May 23. There'll be a substantial update then, and I hope you'll support the official release~ After entering VIP, it will be published exclusively on Jinjiang. No reposting in any form, thank you! Theme: