The Eastern Palace

The new emperor has ascended the throne, but his foundations are still shaky, and war is breaking out all across the northwest. Fortunately, Great Jing has a General of the North who can scare the barbarians half to death with a single broadsword. On New Year's Eve, the emperor celebrated with his ministers, his heart filled with joy. "You have devoted yourselves to the country these past few years and kept Great Qi safe. What do you wish for? Especially you, General. Tell me in detail, and I can grant you one or two things." The Minister of Rites rubbed his hands together. "Your Majesty, um, could you bestow that blue-and-white porcelain on me?" "Granted!" The Minister of Personnel said, "Your Majesty, I... have fallen in love with a palace maid, and I hope Your Majesty will..." "A joyous occasion! I approve!" The chancellor asked, "Your Majesty, might I have a look at the paintings and calligraphy by Huainanzi in your collection?" "I'll give them to the chancellor." "..." The General of the North drank a jug of wine, expressionless, his whole being radiating a murderous aura. "Your Majesty, I want to be the ruler of your harem. Would you grant me that?" Tuge's completed manuscript. Please add it to your collection. Shadow Emperor and Great Director [Entertainment Industry]: Heard they're both impotent?!