Don't Touch My Coffin Lid

Weibo: Dear-Jincheng wrote this so badly that I dropped it. Don't wait for it.

Xiangru is forced into a political marriage with Dracula XIV, the last pureblood of the vampire race. Her young husband has blond hair and blue eyes and is only four hundred years old. When he flies, he looks like a giant moth, and Xiangru thinks very little of him.

On their first day of marriage, they clash over whether to sleep in a black ebony coffin or a crystal coffin. On the second day, they get into a huge fight over whether to drink blood for lunch or turn it into spicy blood curd stew. On the third day, Dracula XIV wants a divorce.

*#DifferentValuesMakeLoveImpossible#EasternLittleZombieXPurebloodVampire

Warnings: A silly, sweet little story. The heroine is a zombie who died a thousand years ago, and humans are her food. Her values differ from her food's, so don't judge her by the standards of her food.

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