Reporter: "Mr. Yan, could you share with us how you would describe your wife?"
Yan: "Her malice is unrestrained, her innocence unmistakable. She is both disaster and salvation."
Reporter: "Right, many people say there's a deeper meaning to those words. Could you explain them today?"
Yan: "She says my cooking is like poisoning people."
Reporter: "...Well..."
Yan: "But she also says I look very handsome when I'm poisoning people."
Reporter: ... (smiling, keep it simple, please keep your public displays of affection simple...)
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High-fives and praises, this article should only be found in heaven, and it is rare to see it in the world. It is not enough to burst our hearts of admiration.
Di Renjie Hahahahahaha
Lianshu Green Tea(?`~??)
Di Huaiying emmmmm, make a play
Looks good, call me CAL
It's obviously a limited exemption but I can't see it
It's said that it's free, but you still have to pay.
Emmm Isn't it normal for a 20-year-old to have only one person in the house??? …
Thanks for the limited fee! Very happy hahahaha
When I see Di Huaiying, I always go to Di Renjie