Defeated by You

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"I Reincarnated as a Maid and Got Together with the Villain"

The System informed Jiang Miao that she had become the unluckiest tool character in an old-fashioned CEO romance novel.

"Because of the unusual nature of your previous profession, you are now a personal maid given to the male lead by the villain."

Jiang Miao: ?

She used to be a food blogger. What did that have to do with being a maid?!

According to the plot, she would be discovered while carrying out a mission, then dragged away by the male lead and beaten to death. But if she refused, the villain would subject her to endless torment.

Jiang Miao chuckled. Either way, she was doomed, so she might as well stick a little dragonfly propeller on her head and fly away on the spot.

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Fu Yunlan, the male lead’s uncle with no blood relation to him, is the biggest villain in the entire story. He used to be a mercenary, and anyone who disobeyed his orders would almost certainly meet the same fate: death!

But Jiang Miao was truly blind.

"You, yes, you! The man in the suit who looks like a security guard!"

"How much do you security guards make in a month?"

"We’re in the same line of work, so let’s compare notes. Don’t be so stingy!"

The man in a bespoke suit worth over ten million yuan: "..."

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When they first met, she was asked what she thought of a mousse cake.

Jiang Miao: "Hmm... The ratio of cocoa to cream seems right, but I feel like it’s missing something."

President Fu sneered. "A country bumpkin like you wouldn’t know good food if it hit you in the face!"

Until...

Jiang Miao changed careers and went into the kitchen:

Fluffy, generously filled pork-skin rice cakes, braised then stir-fried assorted beef offal...

Goose stewed in an iron pot until tender enough to fall off the bone with a single bite, served with corn, baby bok choy, and glass noodles. And especially the sweet, chewy corn cakes baked on the sides of the pot: one bite and you’d want to bite your own tongue off!

President Fu: "Honey, I’m hungry. Feed me."

Jiang Miao: ?

What happened to being aloof?

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See how Jiang Miao goes from a lowly maid to a rising culinary star in the entertainment industry.

Before tasting her food:

"Just because she’s pretty, she gets to cook on a show? Those skinny arms probably can’t even toss a wok!"

After tasting Jiang Miao’s duck dishes:

"I speak for all those ducks who died in vain! Any chef who can’t make food this delicious is insulting life itself!"

The Best Actor, facing the camera: "I was late for the first time because I had to wait in line, and the director chewed me out. But I think it was worth it."

A famous health guru: "These duck necks are so chewy! Why bother with health foods? I’d rather live a short life and enjoy myself!"

A chef from the state banquet: "Such skill at such a young age! Don’t stop me, I’m going to ask her to take me as her apprentice."

Jiang Miao: ???

Everybody calm down. Stop pushing! Help! One at a time, please~

After years of being single, Zhong Huaiyi finally found a partner. His bunch of rowdy friends arranged a drinking party to celebrate. At the table, someone curiously asked how Zhong Huaiyi had met Gan Yuan.

Bystander A: Naturally, fate brings people together across a thousand miles.

Bystander B: Bullshit! Nothing beats dumplings, and nothing’s more fun than... Ow, what the hell...

Before he could finish, Zhong Huaiyi kicked him off his chair. Damn it! The two words he hated most in life were "sister-in-law"!

Zhong Huaiyi never brought his wife home for the holidays. Whenever Gan Yuan asked why, Zhong Huaiyi looked thoroughly unwilling.

Zhong Huaiyi: "I don’t want you meeting that bastard."

Gan Yuan: "You’re the one I love now."

Zhong Huaiyi leaned his face toward him. "Words aren’t proof. Give me a kiss and show me you mean it."

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