Rumor has it...
The head of Penglai had a child in his old age. The child was translucent and exquisitely beautiful, blessed with the spiritual energy of a thousand worlds.
Sadly, the child was a Five Elements constitution, one in a million, with no hope of ever advancing beyond Foundation Establishment and a life expectancy of just one hundred years.
Faced with this beautiful life that seemed destined to vanish like a fleeting blossom, the head of Penglai fell silent. Then he waved his hand grandly: Spoil him! Spoil him rotten!
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As a scum bottom who transmigrated here with no feelings,
Chu Yuebai thought he had it made. Food was brought to his mouth, clothes were laid out for him, and countless disciples from various sects waited on him hand and foot.
His luck was so absurdly good that even though he couldn't do anything, he could casually spout a few compliments and still thrive.
The sword cultivator big shot he'd praised: Wherever my sword points is where my heart leads.
The master craftsman he'd praised: I can analyze everything in the world, but I can't analyze you.
The living Buddha he'd praised: When I see you, it's as if I see the Tathagata.
Chu Yuebai felt a little embarrassed. "You're too kind. Everything I said was true. You don't need to repay me like this, really..."
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From then on, the disciples of Penglai Immortal Manor had a new, sweet dilemma: What were they supposed to do about the countless second-generation immortals who wanted to marry their beloved young sect master?
But before they could worry for long, Chu Yuebai slipped away first.
As if! He still had an important mission to complete!
He had to dump that cruel, bloodthirsty devil who would casually exterminate entire clans and wipe out whole sects!
Chu Yuebai was very busy. He had to be there for the great devil when he was at his lowest, help him in his time of need, stay by his side through thick and thin, protect him with his life, and leave a mark that belonged to him alone.
Then, just as the devil fell hopelessly in love, he had to abandon him without mercy.
But the great devil seemed to have seen it coming. He raised the corner of his mouth in amusement. "I hear you're planning to leave me?"
Couple: Ruthless, wickedly charismatic demon king gong x stunningly beautiful, universally adored scum shou
Reading guide:
1. The setting is one where everyone cultivates immortality. Foundation Establishment is the lowest level, and the average lifespan is eight hundred years.
2. The shou has a System, and there will also be livestream elements, though they won't take up much space.
3. Soapy, indulgent, satisfying love-triangle drama. The author's logic has given up.
4. Hectic, chaotic daily life in the cultivation world, with lots of sweet romance.
5. It seemed wrong to stop at four, so I added one more.
