The story begins with an effort to promote friendly exchanges between East and West. The Eastern cultivation world sends representatives to Athena's sanctuary for a cultural exchange. Why go there? They say Athena is one of the few Greek gods with any decency. Here's the latest from the Heavenly Court Gossip Daily:
Heavenly Court, Lingxiao Hall
The Jade Emperor: To promote the profound and extensive culture of our divine land and establish a friendly pact between East and West, we have chosen our representatives to travel to Greece. However, we have yet to settle on a destination. What say you, my ministers?
Taishang Laojun: Your Majesty, according to protocol, we should visit Zeus, king of the gods, on Mount Olympus to establish the pact, but...
Clairvoyant / Clairaudient: Your Majesty, from what we've heard, the Greek gods are a bunch of shameless degenerates!
The gods of the Heavenly Court: ⊙▽⊙?!
The Jade Emperor: Oh? Explain.
Clairvoyant / Clairaudient: Your Majesty, you have no idea. Those Greek gods will do anything. For example, Zeus, king of the gods, married his sister, but also got involved with his other sisters, and even had an affair with his sister's daughter. And so on and so forth... Then there's Poseidon, the sea god. He and three thousand enchantresses, blah blah blah... Hades, god of the underworld, is a little better, but still #￥%&…￥&#. And then there's Aphrodite, goddess of love and beauty... Ares, god of war... Apollo, god of the sun... and so on and so forth.
The gods of the Heavenly Court: Such depravity!
Chang'e: Sigh~ The representatives we're sending are all young, unmarried women, as beautiful as flowers. What if they get bullied when they're away?
The gods: This is terrible! These girls are all elite cultivators. If they were to @#￥*&…%￥
The Jade Emperor: Silence, silence! It seems that among the rulers of Heaven, Sea, and Underworld, only Hades is somewhat respectable. So...
Taishang Laojun: Your Majesty, you absolutely must not! Although Hades has slightly better morals (decency) by comparison, if we visit the ruler of the underworld instead of the king of the gods on Mount Olympus, ill-intentioned people may find out, and that could cause trouble.
The Jade Emperor: Then what do you suggest?
Taishang Laojun: Star Lord Siming, you're always full of clever ideas. What do you think...?
Star Lord Siming, the Heavenly Court's gossip expert: In my opinion, Athena of the Greek sanctuary would be a good choice. She's also a virgin goddess, and so on and so forth...
The gods whisper among themselves: Hmm, not a bad idea. Sounds good...
The Jade Emperor: Issue the decree. Let Dongjun travel to the sanctuary with representatives from the various schools of thought to establish a friendly pact between East and West.
Just make do with this blurb, okay? ( ?▽` )
Danmei Dafa is good~(￣▽￣~)~
Hey, it's Kaludia who is a Scorpio. Sorry for the typo~
I will officially start participating in the training tomorrow. In April and May, the four articles I wrote will be randomly dropped and updated. In June, we will resume the stable updates based on two articles.
Happy New Year (｡◝ᴗ◜ʃƪ)! (\\\'(Oo)`λ) Good luck in the Year of the Pig! Congratulations on getting rich (λ▀ˇ▀)p!
Lily finally appears! I thought there wasn't one!
When will it show up at dawn?
The sudden update has confused people who have forgotten about it after reading the previous article... They can't connect at all... ಠ╭╮ಠYou have to go back and make up for it!!
The sudden update has confused people who have forgotten about it after reading the previous article... They can't connect at all... ಠ╭╮ಠYou have to go back and make up for it!
Sudden update!
Dad, I have a little suggestion for you. Break it into paragraphs. It's a bit uncomfortable to read a large paragraph. You can also use commas to separate sentences, which will look much more comfortable. ^0^~Come on⊙∀⊙!