There Must Be Something Wrong with My Sanguosha

[This isn't entirely based on the Three Kingdoms as depicted in history or in the game Three Kingdoms Kill. I make the rules here, w] In the world of Three Kingdoms Kill, players dream of nothing more than the three Divine Cards that are the only ones in the world: [Cao Cao] [Liu Bei] [Sun Quan] As the owner of Cao Cao, a two-time league MVP, and the sweet, airheaded (crossed out) heroine of this story, Yu Shi must earnestly remind everyone: Don't expect too much from the Divine Cards. A Divine Card means endless days living with a lonely, alcoholic middle-aged man: running errands when he needs to find his subordinates, and taking the blame when he gets into trouble. Of course, if you're into middle-aged men, forget I said anything :)