[Football, Messi X Ronaldo] Pretending

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, I almost thought you Mei said, let me come, I will be Portuguese from now on! Excellent writing!

I don't understand the last few sentences. Can someone explain it to me and forgive me for my low IQ...

Fall in love and kill each other, no one can understand you better than me, because I love you so much.

So... Kc was dismantled?

Ah ah ah ah ah, I, Luo Da, always attack w