Scheming, overthinking top × wildly imaginative, nonsensical bottom
Always 1v1, with a side couple.
Whatever you do, don't fall for the protagonist.
I transmigrated, and somehow ran straight into a reborn protagonist. Why is the protagonist looking at me so strangely? What if we're not on the same side and he gets suspicious, or even kills me? No, even if we are on the same side, that could still happen! As a secret villain, Bei Simian says there's absolutely no need to worry, because... he barely appears in the story. All he has to do is keep the protagonist from turning gay and... "Whatever you do, don't fall for the protagonist!" The System's reminder is as nagging as ever. Oh well, there's nothing I can do. I'm just that straight.
Bei Simian
Author's P.S.: Actually, the title already gave away how it ends. Nothing can stand in the way of love. And if something can, why not give it a try?
