[Crossover] I Have Few Friends

"I don't have many friends, but I have plenty of [bleep] friends." . You've known for ages that I get bored and move on, haven't you? It's pretty strange of you to expect me to be faithful after all that. If I find a new target, we break up and go our separate ways on good terms. Isn't that perfectly normal? . Is that so? Then could you please take it down a notch? You move on way too fast. And you said you wanted to try being in an ice-cold relationship... Hmm... Yuri?