Zhou Yang, a C-list actor, has fewer fans than his cat at home... This cat is lazy, greedy, and arrogant. It even started livestreaming and became an internet celebrity, muttering nonsense at the camera all day.
Yang (off camera): "Open the window and let some air in."
Cat: "Don't open the bedroom window. That's the entrance to the barrier this exalted one set up at the cost of all my spiritual power."
Yang (off camera): "I'm going to the northwest to shoot a film. I'll be away from home for a month. Want to come?"
Cat: "This exalted one's old wounds haven't healed, and the demons are hunting me everywhere. It's not convenient to go out."
Comments: There's a man in the streamer's house...
Comments: The one above, judging by the way you said that, they're living together♂...
Comments: The cat is in the terminal stage of chuunibyou and still has a boyfriend! I've lost all hope in this looks-obsessed world (waves goodbye manually)...
(An actor who frequents forums and his internet-celebrity cat)
I'm a man destined to become an award-winning actor: I accidentally raised my cat into a boy. What should I do? He's even really handsome...
1L: OP, are you messing with us?
2L: A single dog's spring has arrived. Hurry up and pin him down for some indescribable things.
3L: Indescribable things +1
4L: Indescribable things +2
Long Batian: The male owner looks at the cat with lust in his eyes. What should I do? By the way, I'm that cat.
1L: What, is cat-fucking in fashion again lately?!
2L: OP, are you from the same household as the one next door?
3L: The above +1. I just came over from the thread next door...
OP, just sit tight and wait to get fucked (makes a mocking gesture)...
