[Anime Crossover] A Chef's Self-Cultivation

One day, something major happened aboard the Straw Hat Pirates' ship: the cook had gone missing!! The situation was serious and urgent. The hungry captain declared that he was not happy! And he was really, really, really, really not happy! Hmph! So the Straw Hats set out on the arduous journey of searching for their cook. A certain mosshead: "Tch, where the hell did that bastard curly-brow go? What a pain!" And so, on the cook's long journey home to be conquered, he used his absolutely amazing cooking skills to win the hearts and stomachs of all the big bosses. Apparently, the Emperor of Hyotei, Atobe Keigo, had his first experience with housework stolen from him, and his score was nowhere near as high as the cook's... Apparently, the Phantom Troupe's leader insisted that the new cook come over and make a meal... Apparently, the new cook in Varia finally received his picky boss's reward... Apparently, the Phantomhive household got a cook whose skills were better than a demon's... Apparently, Murasakibara forced Haruse's cousin to make him a bento every day... Apparently, this cook had blond hair and distinctive curly eyebrows... Apparently, this cook was a pirate... Sanji: Let me go, I want to go home! I NEED LADY~~~!!! The bosses: Heh. P.S. Please feel free to ignore the words in the frames, mwah! A Cook's Essentials: 1. Never waste food. 2. If you're hungry, come to me. 3. All Sanji, ambiguous endings, no explanation needed. 4. Very indulgent, very satisfying. Read at your own risk. 5. If it's not your thing, don't read it. The author's heart has already been captured by Curly Brow. Please feel free to support this silly author's page QWQ -> .tdtitle{background-color:#FFFFFF;border-bottom-color:#FFCC00;border-bottom-style:solid;border-bottom-width:1px;padding:3px 5px 0;}.readtd{background:#FFFFFF;border:1px solid #FFCC00;}.sptd{background-color:#FFFFFF;text-align:center;}.cytable td{border:1px solid #FFCC00;font-size:12px;padding:5px 3px 3px;}.cytable{background:#FFFFFF;border-collapse:collapse;}.controlbar{background-color:#FFFFFF;border:1px solid #FFCC00;}