Who Says the Eldest Senior Brother Is a Villain?

My next cultivation novel is now open for submissions: When the Cannon Fodder Male Lead Finds the Script The cultivation world has a famous beauty who is all looks and no substance. Everyone knows that Gu Xueling, ranked ninth among the beauties on the Celestial Rankings, is handsome in white and unmatched in elegance. Unfortunately, his talents are mediocre. All that glitters is not gold: he's a good-for-nothing who looks better than he performs. Everyone thinks he'll spend his whole life as a pretty ornament. After dying alongside the villain in his previous life, the lucky immortal sect's top disciple Xuan Ling is reborn, having seen through everything. Wake up, this pretty ornament is actually the villain. Once he turns evil, he'll destroy the world. To nip the villain in the bud, the immortal sect's top disciple, reborn as a nine-year-old, uses tears to gain sympathy, bears humiliation, and becomes Gu Xueling's junior fellow disciple so he can seize the right opportunity to strike. Wait, why is the little villain, who hasn't turned evil yet, so damn adorable... Later, the immortal sect's top disciple decides to offer himself to the demon. * As the future villain, Gu Xueling is under a lot of pressure. Until one day, he discovers that his crybaby junior fellow disciple has grown a tail and is dragging him toward a gaping maw... Gu Xueling, the future villain, trembles: Help! A monster got into my bed and wants to eat me! Xuan Ling, outwardly the immortal sect's top disciple but secretly a scheming little demon king: Sob, sob, I just wanted to offer myself to you! QAQ A fake crybaby, devoted-to-his-wife junior disciple top × a pampered, soft, beloved-by-all senior brother bottom (The immortal sect's top disciple reborn × the future villain who wasn't reborn) A story about an upright top who is reborn before the villain turns evil, tries to reform him, and ends up falling for him instead. The top really isn't a crybaby! QAQ Fake villain + fake nemeses + multiple reborn characters + eating one's words + cross-dressing + a secondary couple + a bit of silliness = a slightly melodramatic, sweet cultivation romance Content warnings: * The top considers killing the bottom early on, but after the story goes premium, he only spoils him. * The author's melodramatic instincts are hard to restrain. The plot goes off the rails in the middle and later parts, resulting in lots of plot holes. Sorry! [If you decide to subscribe, we recommend doing so one chapter at a time. That way, if you come across something you don't like, you can cut your losses in time.] Theme: Those who love each other will eventually be together.