How to Woo a Dragon

After waking up, Wang Poli found himself as Poli Hack, a man about to go slay a dragon with the title “Legendary Dragon-Slaying Hero” over his head.

And the legendary dragon turned out to be an invincible, girly-pink dragon?!

Feeling he had identified the key point in this crisis, Poli cleverly raised his enormous pair of scissors and asked earnestly, “Beautiful dragon, would you like a colored-glass crystal chandelier to decorate your cave and show off your treasure? Super sparkly and super gorgeous, the kind that goes biu biu biu.”

Then he was carried off.

Color has never been a reliable way to judge a dragon's strength or gender. Never use human common sense to make careless assumptions about dragons. From The Hero's Diary.

Reader's Guide:

1. The gong is pink, but shows up a little late.

2. This is not a “serious” Western fantasy novel. The author just wants to ship the dragon (laughing through tears).

3. If you find a bug, refer to point two.

4. If there are advance chapters, updates will be at nine every night.

Probably a wish-fulfillment, sweet-and-satisfying story. The author has a screw loose.

After discussing it with the editor, this story will go premium on November 9 (Wednesday).

Three chapters, or one combined mega-chapter, will be released then. I hope we can keep enjoying this story together! >////<

P.S. Writing isn't easy. Please don't pirate it. Reposting is prohibited.

A recommendation for my friend's stories

My friend's contemporary romance, with chapters in the queue. My friend's sci-fi story, with chapters in the queue. My friend's daily-updating contemporary romance. My friend's daily-updating sweet rebirth story. My friend's completed fantasy romance.