[One Piece] Stop! Don’t Run!

"Aaaah! Please, kind person, buy me a meal!! If you buy me food, you're my dad!!"

When Amy, looking utterly hopeless and so hungry she couldn't stand, grabbed a passerby's leg and blurted this out, the whole world fell silent (smile).

Shanks, the passerby whose leg the girl had grabbed, was completely dumbfounded.

The crew trailing behind him had witnessed the whole thing and were just as dumbfounded.

When Amy had been taken to a tavern, fed, and finally looked up to see who the kind soul was who had bought her a meal:

"Holy crap, you're my dad??

Holy crap, who are you, old man??

Holy crap, where's my Prince Charming??"

Three holy craps for something important. The world fell silent again (smile).

Her (fake) dad Shanks, a little cross popping on his forehead, crushed his tankard with a very (restrained) gentle grip. Then he smiled, the corners of his mouth lifting. "How do you know I'm not your Prince Charming unless you give me a try?"

The crew thought:

Holy crap, where's our dumb captain??

Holy crap, since when has our captain had his wits about him??

Holy crap, did the first mate get dumped?? (Wait, what was that last one...?)

The characters are severely out of character. If you don't like that, please be sure to click the X in the upper-right corner. If you don't like that, please be sure to click the X in the upper-right corner. If you don't like that, please be sure to click the X in the upper-right corner. (Important things have to be said three times. No arguments!)

Starting a story is a blast, writing it is a nightmare :)

Snarky tone (√)

Goofy characters (√)

Everyone's IQ takes a dive (√)

"Bring me my dragon-slaying saber! I'm going to chop these monsters to bits!" - Amy

"Hey, Amy, if you're that mean, nobody's ever going to want you!" - Shanks

"Huh? You're saying my idiot big sis is having another episode?" - Kidd

This is really just a story about a girl who's completely nuts and determined to snag a handsome guy.

Please be kind to me (obedient smile).