Demon Lord, Do You Need a Wife?

Fish's upcoming System sweet romance, please add it to your collection: I Have a Special Hater Magnet System

Of course! There are plenty more upcoming stories in my profile. If you're interested, my dear little angels, come take a look and add them to your collection *^_^* Thanks *^_^*

Here's the utterly unserious blurb:

In life, ambition and integrity are all bull, (censored). Staying alive is what matters.

Luo Beichen: Sucking up to the top and completing the ridiculous, bizarre tasks that stupid rabbit gave me? No problem. Even if you tell me to touch Master's butt, I'll do it!

System (paws clasped): Perfect, Host. Your next task is to touch Master's butt.

Eldest Senior Brother: Junior Brother...

Third Junior Sister (eyes sparkling): Me too, me too! I want to watch!

Fourth Junior Brother: Second Senior Brother, I've got your coffin ready.

Fifth Junior Brother: Huh? What are they talking about?

Luo Beichen looks at the Demon Lord: What did I just say?

The Demon Lord, with an indifferent expression: You didn't say anything.

A celestial-looking face, but wickedly charming; a shameless, bizarre, useless uke who'll do anything to survive (Luo Beichen) x a stunningly handsome, upright and powerful villainous male god gong (Huang Qingli)

Sweet 1v1 romance. Make sure you know who's the gong and who's the uke!

The setup is bizarre and the story is lighthearted and nonsensical, so please don't take it too seriously~

Warning: Umm... the uke isn't exactly a good person. After everything he's been through, he's not kind; he's actually a little selfish. Does that count as a warning? _(:з)∠)_ (But he is fiercely protective of his own~)

Also known as:

The Shameless System Keeps Trying to Make Me Fall for Men

Demon Lord, Your Little Useless Minion Has Logged On

This Uke Is Up to Mischief Every Day

Unless something comes up, updates every two or three days~ I absolutely, absolutely won't abandon it~ Your support (collections, collections, collections~ comments, comments, comments~) will be my biggest motivation~

The author will occasionally fix typos~ Come on, Comment-Sama, boldly into my arms~ (But no personal attacks, they're too nourishing and I refuse to eat them (stops you with an outstretched hand))

If you like the story, add it to your collection~ If you like the author〃?〃 click the author's name to visit the profile and adopt me *^_^* (Forgive me, I still don't know how to link my profile. I really don't, orz)

Here's a story by my baby (no need to guess, I'm the gong, really (●.●)): The Male Lead Keeps Trying to Hug My Thigh (Transmigrated into a Book)

And here's the author's embarrassing old work (shy〃?〃). Feel free to check it out if you don't mind (I can link this one, hehe): When a Scheming Fox Gong Meets a Cold, Beautiful, and Adorably Clueless Uke

Here's Fish's sweet System story, please preorder *^_^*: I Have a Special Hater Magnet System