If Jin Yanxia were a sweet, simple girl who knew when to hold on and when to let go, would the story of Madam White Snake happen all over again?
This idea is just a record of how the plot left me heartbroken and spitting blood.
Jin Yanxia: So, you're not Qing Xixuan. Then why do you keep following me?
Yibu Chankong: This humble monk's karma, and benefactor's karma. I came here to repay that karma. Amitabha.
Jin Yanxia: I don't understand, but if you're here because of Qing Xixuan, there's no need. We ended things ages ago.
Yibu Chankong: This...
Jin Yanxia: If you have something to say, say it quickly.
Yibu Chankong: Why does benefactor say...
Jin Yanxia (quickly interrupting): When he sealed me inside Longxian Kou, we made a deal. He'd seal me away for a hundred years, and we'd break up. How's that? Clear enough?
Yibu Chankong: ...
Why is chasing after your wife so hard? So hard! _(:з"∠)_
Theme:
The White Lady's doll is the most exquisite and beautiful among the golden female dolls.
This is a national war (face covering)
Wouldn't the King of Reason be jealous...
_(:з∠)_
Good guy card hahahahahahahahahahaha
Jujube cake with more oil
Babies who have never seen it say they are still confused...
World, world peace(\"▔□▔)/
Don't make trouble with the jujube cake, I won't eat this ending (\"▔□▔)/
Also, what are you going to do, Wall King? I want to see Xiao Zeran┻━┻╰(‵□′)╯┻━┻
... You're kidding me! ! ! That's it! ! !
This is the end! Are you too busy?
... Jujube cake, you will be punished for doing this, right? (=_>=)
The White Lady's doll is the most exquisite and beautiful among the golden female dolls.
This is a national war (face covering)
Wouldn't the King of Reason be jealous... _(:з∠)_
Good guy card hahahahahahahahahahaha Jujube cake with more oil
Babies who have never seen it say they are still confused...
World, world peace(\"▔□▔)/ Don't make trouble with the jujube cake, I won't eat this ending (\"▔□▔)/ Also, what are you going to do, Wall King? I want to see Xiao Zeran┻━┻╰(‵□′)╯┻━┻
... You're kidding me! ! ! That's it! ! !
This is the end! Are you too busy?
... Jujube cake, you will be punished for doing this, right? (=_>=)
Can I hit you please (╯‵□′)╯┻━┻