(Three Kingdoms) Let Go of That Sister!

"I hear... the current emperor, Emperor Xian of Han, is on very close terms with that villain Dong?!" Hah. Everyone calls you a traitor to the state, my lord, but if not for your iron-fisted rule of the court back then, would an eight-year-old boy like me have been able to sit securely on the throne? "Did you know? The Yuan brothers actually call that little emperor their brother!" The Yuan clan has held high office for four generations, yet everyone knows that Lord Benchu is indecisive and suspicious, while Brother Gonglu is ambitious and greedy for credit. But who knows how many burdens a family of ministers must bear, or how many tangled ties are impossible to sever? So Lord Benchu's hesitation is mistaken for an inability to recruit talent, and Brother Gonglu's friendship with Gongsun Zan for a failure to see the bigger picture. This is a different kind of Three Kingdoms. Some are born as warlords, while others cannot be kept. Unfortunately, the author's writing style is like this... Xie Mei: "Wenruo! Lord Benchu sent another petition to the palace! Should we let him in?" Xun Yu: "...Have General Lu block the way and search them carefully. If the Yuan clan dares bring beautiful women into the palace again..." Xun You: "...Take them out on the spot." Gan Ning: "...Beat them to death with clubs." Cai Wenji: "...Send them to the cold palace." Taishi Ci: "...Grab a weapon and screw them." Zhuge Jin: "...Someone, sic the dogs on them." Lu Xun: "...Burn Benchu alive." Lu Meng: "...Teach him how to behave." Huang Gai: "...Send a message to Yuan Shu." Yang Feng: "...Dock all their pay." Zhou Yu: "...Bundle them up and dump them on Cao Cao." Lü Bu: "...Get him out of here and feed him to Zilong." Zhao Yun: "...What did I ever do to you?!" Sun Ce: "...Everybody stop! I'm the male lead, damn it!!" Xie Mei: ⊙▽⊙