I Heard Taobao Can Talk

Items listed on Taobao can talk. That's insanely awesome! I feel like I've been personally favored by my Taobao app ⊙▽⊙. As a lifelong homebody and a mainstay of Taobao shopping, Xu Jiajia fell into deep thought... Which hand should she use to chop off first? \^O^/

A certain bag from a Hong Kong shopping service said to a pair of shoes on the neighboring shelf, "Actually, I'm from Guangdong, you know! ≥﹏≤"

A bestselling product said, "My owner just placed several thousand more orders for me. I feel like my whole world is fulfilled." In a shrill eunuch-like voice... I'm completely wasted... -_-||

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The items in the bra shop Xu Jiajia favorited spoke in sweet voices: "Tomorrow I'll be sold at a discount π_π. Boohoo, I don't have many days left to live."

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Every day, when she opened the webpage, she heard the noisy chatter of the items. It was strangely lively, as if she'd joined some little group. But when she closed Taobao, everything was as usual. This ability hadn't given her anything else.

But things were never quite the same again!

::>_