[Anime Crossover, Mainly Naruto] Uzumaki Ai

[New story: The Moon Rises After the Rain] I'll finish this short one before getting back to Whirlpool Love.

Character traits: battle maniac, human weapon, directionally challenged, always a beat slow to react

Not a big brother complex, but she has a brother with a little sister complex (they're twins separated as children).

Whirlpool Ai won't let anyone call Whirlpool Naruto a monster. Anyone who does gets beaten half to death. She always goes for the face.

Whirlpool Ai lets everyone call Whirlpool Naruto an idiot, since she does it all the time too.

Whirlpool Naruto mustn't turn into Naruto's girl form, or she'll get beaten half to death by Naruto, who's always fully clothed (her younger sister).

Whirlpool Ai won't let anyone call her stupid. Anyone who does gets trampled underfoot. "I'm not stupid. I'm just a beat slow to react."

Everyone: If she's only a beat slow, why are we already flat on the ground after a 360-degree Thomas twist before we can even finish saying "idiot"?

Whirlpool Ai, a girl toyed with by time and space.