One day, History, a little girl, suddenly wanted to compare how far the different subjects had developed.
Chinese [Proud]: You forgot China's five thousand years of history?
Math [Scoffs]: Are you sure you want to compare that?
Politics [Gentle]: I came into being before Chinese had even taken shape. It's a pity my development was still rather limited then/////
English [Bristles]: P-please don't bully me like this!/////
Geography [Unimpressed]: This question is too boring.
Chemistry [Excited]: Don't let my baby face fool you into thinking I'm young. I'm actually really ancient!!
History had no choice but to give up, then continued farther and farther down the road of being single.
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