Sorry, All My Targets Are Me [Quick Transmigration]

Synopsis: Falling in love to pass an evaluation, and having all kinds of romances.

1. Girlish-heart seme (ancient wuxia) (√)

2. Cross-dressing tsundere seme (modern showbiz, sort of) (√)

3. Corrupted, split-personality seme (ancient cultivation) (√)

4. Gentle seme who heals together with the protagonist (modern sweet romance) (√)

5. Devoted servant seme (ancient court politics, sort of) (√)

6. Possessive younger seme (post-apocalypse) (√)

7. Reserved big shot seme (supernatural) (√)

8. Fake-playboy, dirty-talk seme (alternate Republican era) (√)

9. From a whiny crybaby to a domineering seme (xianxia) (√)

Content warnings:

1. Feel free to skip any world you don't like. The worlds are basically unrelated, and the first three are set in distant eras with a fast, brisk pace.

2. This is just a feel-good quick transmigration story for indulging the author's many ideas, written out of love for cute tropes.

3. My writing is average. I'll do my best to keep the logic consistent and the plot coherent. The author is romance-brained, and all the characters are too (or romance-brained while trying to act cool).

4. The story contains lots of cross-dressing, sickly-weak character, and "acting cute gets you the good life" tropes, as well as "You have to like me" and so on. It's one-on-one from start to finish.

About the author's tastes: possessive types / devoted puppies / pure-hearted aloof types / a little cross-dressing / reserved, chaste male idols / cat types x dog types

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