[Crossover + The Avengers] That'll Teach You to Run Your Mouth

A 21st-century office worker goes to see Avengers: Age of Ultron with her colleagues. When she sees a model of the Tesseract in the exhibit hall, she can't help complaining that it's too fake and ugly. Tired of being chased by the villain, she wants to find a Tesseract where there are no superheroes, so she can get some rest. Tesseract: Woman, I'll remember you... Scene 1: Heroine: Heh, hello, Mr. CEO. My mom says she just helped an old lady cross the street, and the old lady accused her of hitting her. I have to go save her. Let's meet another time. Tony: ...I took my pants off, and this is what you tell me? →_→ Scene 2: Heroine: Boohoo, Steve, I've gotten shorter. I remember being taller than you. Captain America: Actually, I've gotten taller~\(≧▽≦)/~ Heroine: I fell over. I won't get up unless I get a sweet hug. ╭(╯3╰)╮ Bucky: Who the hell is