A Dozen Ways to Shake Off Sherlock

Do you believe in love at first sight? I know what you're thinking. The world is an ironic place, and I must be a very ironic man. I imagine a woman like you would be swept away by a line like that. But this isn't a line, so listen carefully when I say it: I have never loved anyone as much as I do right now.

System: "Hurry up and win Sherlock over, or you'll never get to go home!"

"Waaah, Sherlock? You must be joking! Me? Take another good look. Are you sure you haven't made a mistake? He's no ordinary person, and I'm just an utterly ordinary homebody. You want me to win Sherlock over? You've got to be kidding! Can we even still be friends? Our friendship is sinking faster than a boat! Waaah, I won't do it. He's not my type. My dream is just to marry someone who isn't ugly and has money. My standards aren't high at all. Really, they're not!"

"What were you thinking just now? I told you to come out with me to work on a case!"

"I already told you, I don't like you. Let go, let go..."

As she was speaking, Sherlock carried her out.

"I never knew you were like this, Sherlock! Q_Q o_O"