(HP) I'm So Handsome, Everyone Loves Me

My name is Adorno Akers. I'm a witch attending Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Bright, enthusiastic, cooperative, and a top student. Handsome as I am, my life goal is to become a Knight Bus driver, and make my boyfriend, Mr. Malfoy, who thinks I should take his surname and that such an inelegant job is beneath me, take mine instead. (Smiling) // Another long crossover // Another terrible title // I can't write blurbs. Is there a sweet angel who can teach me how to write the perfect blurb? Aaaaaaaaaaah! // For the original idea, see Chapter 29 of [Crossover] One-shots // Let me take my time writing this... The key word is "time"