[Main Fandoms: Iron Man and Noragami] Please, Stay Away from Me!

For the first time, billionaire Tony Stark met a girl he didn't dare mess with and wanted to stay far away from. After he met her, Stark Industries came close to falling apart. Scene One: Employee A: Boss! The stock market has crashed! Employee B: Boss! Stark Industries' performance is declining! Employee C: Boss! Stark Industries' Japanese branch has been acquired by Hammer Industries! Stark: ... Scene Two: Xiao Fu (fortune-teller): For five dollars, you won't lose out! Stark: ... Xiao Fu (fortune-teller): For five dollars, you'll meet someone destined for you. Stark: Get lost. Scene Three: Xiao Fu: Hey, hey, darling! What do you like about me? Stark: I like it when you... stay far away from me! Scene Four: With nothing better to do, Xiao Fu starts divining where the wind tunnels will appear on a map of New York. The Avengers immediately start fighting monsters. Hawkeye: Stark! Keep your woman under control! Stark: I'll say it again, she's not my woman! The female lead is Ebisu Kofuku from the Japanese anime Noragami. She is a cute girl with pink hair who calls herself the God of Fortune, but is actually a poor god (written as