[Transformers] Hands Off That Head!

When they dug her out of the ground, she cursed, "Damn it!" She straightened her head, cleared her throat, put on what she thought was a gentle smile, and asked, "What era is this?" After she was sold to a museum in the United States and put on display, she climbed out of her coffin just before closing time. She tore off her bandages, crawled out, went into the men's restroom and stole a visitor's clothes to change into, then walked right out of the museum. Later, when metal giants were running all over the streets, she was looking for a job. She got caught up in a battlefield, and one careless moment later, a metal giant had sliced off her head. Then the Autobots, the Decepticons, and the humans all saw a headless girl of about sixteen chasing her own head all over the battlefield, cursing as she ran. Actually, it was her head doing the cursing as it rolled along: "Damn it! What are you staring at? Help me pick up my head! Ow, you bastard, try stepping on it! Take this, my family-line-ending kick! Let go of that head! We can talk this out! OдO#" Also known as: "Hey, Girl, You Lost Your Head" "Tang's Everyday Life of Losing Things" "I Accidentally Got Run Through" "I'm a Rice Dumpling, But Not the Kind You Can Eat"