Mom, Please Take Your Medicine

My mom used to be a silly, sweet woman, but overnight she suddenly became a different person. She kicked out my scumbag dad and took me back to her parents' home to mend their relationship. She became so sharp and savvy. What on earth happened? Did she finally take the right medicine? I hope she takes more!

But it didn't last long. Mom seems to have gotten even more confused. I'm still so young, and she already wants to set me up with a girlfriend! She even says that girl is my destined soulmate! [Just so you know: I'm a girl too, okay?!]

What on earth is going on? Mom, please stop messing around. Take more medicine!

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