One-line summary: Other people are busy setting up couples; the protagonist specializes in making big news.
"Study your enemies just as they study you."
"Know your enemies just as you know yourself."
"Use your talents wisely, but don't rely on them completely."
"Powerful enemies all have flaws, and powerful abilities have weaknesses."
"Remember, your enemies are the ones most easily swayed by your emotions."
"Any animal lets its guard down and exposes its throat at the moment it strikes."
"The tide of battle can turn in an instant. Make the choice you think will be most useful, not the safest."
F(S)B WARNING
This is a Western TV and film crossover. The main universes are Avengers and X-Men, both using the movie universe settings. I may occasionally borrow ideas from the comics. Supernatural and other series may be added around the middle.
It's all about indulgent, satisfying fun. In short, this is the everyday life of a [strong! invincible!] retired veteran.
Because of the author's personal preferences, the protagonist's abilities and background draw heavily on the Souls series, especially Bloodborne and Dark Souls III.
But remember, none of the settings are rigorous, and they absolutely won't stand up to scrutiny.
This story was written to satisfy the author's personal desires and lowbrow tastes, so there are no harems, and in principle, no original male characters will be the protagonist's love interest.
There will also be all kinds of pairings: BL, BG, crack ships, and canon couples, including EC, Gambit/Rogue, Stucky, Black Widow/Hawkeye, and Thor/Loki, with more added as I write.
Also, remember that the author really is crazy, so the characters will be wildly out of character, with all kinds of fanon, original headcanons, and bugs running rampant.
Check the keywords carefully. If anything bothers you, click away early, rather than wasting your feelings and then your breath arguing.
P.S. The author wants nothing but a bit of fun, so updates depend on the mood~ OwO
Oh my God!! I love this article so much!! This is the first time I see someone writing a fanfic about Dark Souls 2333. I'm so excited!!
Unable to control my enthusiasm for bombing, I quickly let the red sun shine every day——
Uncle C, uncle C!
I'm crying at being handsome in every chapter
Raven's shame won my heart! The logic is so smooth. I look forward to the two little bastards going to class =w=