The Story of Er Gouzi's Conquests in The Mystic Nine

Er Gouzi went to a rare class reunion. He never expected that while he was in the bathroom washing his hands and admiring himself, his buddy of three years would pin him against the wall... Pinned against the wall in the men's bathroom by a grown man who was also his best friend... Heartbroken, he pushed his buddy away, accidentally tripped over himself, and then, in the most ridiculously cliche twist ever, got chosen by a System and transmigrated... System: We select Hosts from countless candidates and send them into stories drawn from films and TV dramas. You only need to complete the various tasks issued by the System. The System Shop offers all kinds of useful items for the Host, but you can only obtain them by completing tasks. This time, the task world has been set in the currently popular TV drama The Mystic Nine. To fit the mission, the Host will need to change his name. So high-tech, and I even have to change my name? He stroked his chin, thinking he needed to come up with a name that was mighty, imposing, and full of swagger!!! Which sounds better, Long Zaitian or Long Batian? Or maybe King of Kings? Though Ye Liangchen is a pretty good name. Just as he was deciding on a name, the System had already made the decision for him. [Based on the Host's selected story setting and background, this System has chosen a name that fits the plot and the period particularly well. That name is...] Yuan Hua's eyes lit up. What was it? [...Chen Ergou] What the hell is that supposed to be? You can go to hell! What kind of name is this? It's neither mighty nor imposing, and it's so ridiculously tacky!!! I refuse! I absolutely refuse!!! [Resistance is futile. Thank you! Now entering the story...] And so, in the chaotic Changsha of those turbulent times, a goofball named Chen Ergou began his story. .tdtitle{background-color:#FFFFFF;border-bottom-color:#000000;border-bottom-style:solid;border-bottom-width:1px;padding:3px 5px 0;}.readtd{background:#FFFFF ;border:1px solid #FFFFF;}.sptd{background-color:#FFFFF;text-align:center;}.cytable td{border:1px solid #000000;font-size:12px;padding:5px 3px 3px;}.cytable{background:#FFFFF;border-collapse:collapse;}.controlbar{background-color:#FFFFF;border:1px solid #000000;}