A die-hard Gryffindor fan wakes up to discover she has gone from Pan Xi to "Pansy," complete with a crazy dad and a mom who loves arranging betrothals for her daughter.
A cheat-level boss lies ahead, impossible to beat, while her scatterbrained parents keep causing trouble behind her. Pan Xi lies in her crib and cries: "Merlin, can we please do without the lace thongs!"
After putting in every effort to get sorted into Ravenclaw, Pansy has a lot of questions. Why does Parvati keep looking at her? Why does Draco keep trying to report her? And why does the black-haired Chosen One in front of her always run away as soon as he sees her?
Potter, Potter, wait a minute! Give me your autograph!
Granger, Granger, don't go! Let's be friends!
Weasley, Weasley, why run away? How about introducing me to your brothers?
The Gryffindor Golden Trio: "Go away! We! Don't! Want! To!"
Reader's guide: Gryffindor-focused and full of snark. Slytherin isn't bashed, so if that bothers you, click the X and we'll meet again another time. I’ve done my best to stick to canon. Any original interpretations will be noted in the author's afterword. Apart from the female lead and original characters, all other characters belong to J.K. Rowling. Thank you, Rowling, for giving us the magical world.
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Ongoing: Sirius x original female character. A story of flying into the flames and being reborn from the ashes. "I love you because you make me a better person." Click to read.
Completed: Fred x original female lead. A lively Hogwarts life, guaranteed happy ending. Click to read.
