Nan Shan and Zhi Min
Shan: What kind of demon are you?! How dare you sully my name!
Min: Sharing your name is all I've ever wanted~
Shan: Ahem, well, let's eat.
Shan: I've discovered I have a talent for one-liners! I'll be an internet celebrity in no time~ yooooooo~
Min: Go wash up and go to sleep...
Shan: Good night~ Mwah~
Min: What good night? I'd rather you miss me so much you can't eat or sleep.
Shan: Ah~ ha~ This internet celebrity is being flirted with~
Shan: Mmm~ Xiao Min~ Young master~ Won't you just...
Min: Stop right there! I can't let you get away with that.
Shan: What do you mean? I'm not younger than you!
Min: Is that so~ Let me feel~
Shan: Aaaaaah! You lecher! @#￥% Mmph...
Min: Who's bigger?
Shan: I am! @#%#...
Min: Who's bigger?!
Shan: @#￥#￥%...
Shan: Min~ They say you spoil me like a dad spoils his daughter~
Min: Hmm? Like who spoils his daughter?
Shan: Dad!
Min: That's right! Good girl!
Shan: ...Hmph, I'm going to castrate you!
Min: An unfilial daughter is killing her father!
