Day One: "What? You want me to get married?! Father, I'd rather die than do it!"
Day Two: Everyone in the Song household, young and old, stuffed their ears, because their young mistress had been howling ever since she argued with her father the night before to protest the marriage. Old Master Song covered his ears and gritted his teeth. "You can cry yourself to death for all I care, but you're still getting married!"
Day Three: The young mistress smashed everything in the Song household that could be broken. Even the poor flowers and plants were uprooted for no reason. Old Master Song, who loved flowers more than life itself, fought back tears and said in anguish, "You could burn the whole Song family estate to the ground, and you'd still have to get married!"
Day Four: The young mistress jumped into the lake in the middle of the night, but she knew how to swim, so she didn't drown.
Day Five: The young mistress tried to kill herself by slashing at herself, but the knife was too dull. She only drew a few drops of blood before it came to nothing.
Day Six: The young mistress tried to hang herself, but the rope snapped halfway through, and she still didn't die.
Day Seven: The young mistress took the world's deadliest poison, Crane's Crown Red, but the apothecary had cheated her. The poison was fake.
I thought, utterly frustrated and helpless: Damn it, why is it so hard to die in this era?! And I'm stuck in this wretched ancient world. If I were in the modern age, I'd jump off a skyscraper dozens of stories tall. Now that would be spectacular! Sigh! Can someone tell me how to die?!
Honey, where did you have so much more? Write to me quickly!