Good, This Is Very Enlightened

Two thousand years after the Dark Age, the gods had completely withdrawn from the mortal world. Only the occasional miracle remained, praised and worshipped in the temples of the various faiths. The Church of Light, which had seen no miracles for two thousand years, was now facing an unprecedented crisis amid fierce competition for believers. In the last Temple of Light, with only the High Priestess and the captain of the Temple Knights left as followers, the High Priestess of Light prayed every day: "This filthy world needs to be saved by God... God, please grant us light, justice, and great love. We are willing to endure hardship. We are willing to resist temptation. So please give me lots and lots of followers..." Before long, God granted her wish. From then on, the High Priestess's daily prayer became: "God, please grant us light, justice, and great love. We are willing to endure hardship. We are willing to resist temptation. ...Please, Heaven, take this god back. Fuck, this god is a flashy, debauched, shameless heretic from the Church of Darkness. If he doesn't get out of here soon, I'm going to hand in my resignation. I really will, do you believe me?!" A stern, ascetic priestess X a flashy, flamboyant, uninhibited God of Light. All religious elements in this story are the author's irresponsible parody. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Announcement: This story will go VIP on Monday, September 5. There will be three updates that day. Please keep supporting it! It's as if I've finally raised a Siamese cat until it grew up and turned into a good-for-nothing, and now it can go work in the mines to support the family. (Wipes away tears of joy)