How Am I Supposed to Survive as a Starship's Weakest Fighter?

Notice: This story was originally titled "Transmigrate into a Book as a Burden," and has been renamed "What Do I Do After Transmigrating into the Interstellar World as a Total Weakling?" Thanks for all your support, dear readers!!! This is a ridiculous comedy, so please don't nitpick the details!!! Shenle was a Taoist priestess struggling to get by in an age when spiritual cultivation was in decline. After twenty years of training, she still hadn't learned a thing about feng shui, fortune-telling, reading fortunes from characters, or catching ghosts. She got by on this earth by collecting protection money. As the boss of the protection-money racket, she ran three streets all by herself. One stormy day, while sheltering under a tree, she got struck by lightning and died. She transmigrated into a melodramatic romance novel about a woman who transmigrates to the interstellar age, "Mommy Runs Away with the Baby," and became the wicked supporting female character who gets dumped by the male lead and dies after taking drugs. Shenle: I can fight, I'll do what I'm told, and I'll do whatever you ask. Just feed me and give me a place to stay. Well, she'll go with whoever has the best food. :) P.S. The heroine's intelligence is questionable, but her combat abilities are off the charts. Another P.S.: The story starts at a military academy and may seem serious, but please remember that this is actually a ridiculous comedy!!! One more P.S.: There may be ghosts and other supernatural nonsense, as well as wildly exaggerated, illogical stuff. But trust the author: the silly tone will be consistent from beginning to end! Also: This story was written for fun. If you don't like it, please don't insult the author. *Bows* Yue Baiyi's novel: "Nuwa's Descendants Come to Mend the Heavens" Ai Yu's novel: "Nothing Tastes as Good as You" Wendy Aiya's novel: "I Bring the Big Shot a Cup of Tea" Feng Deng: "You Take the Cat, I'll Stay"