As a European with maxed-out luck in mobile games, Anse is certain there's no card he can't get with a single eleven-pull!
After being reborn, Anse opened his eyes in the body of the Empire's crown prince, who shared his name, in a world of interstellar travel.
...Is the body I was reborn into really not a cat?
In this looks-driven world, Anse's only golden finger lets him check the rate of getting a rare card. He figures he'd be better off as a lucky mascot.
Wait, by "looks-driven," do they mean... luck of the draw?!
He beats rivals for the throne with good luck and wins the support of lords by drawing lots.
Just when Anse thinks this is so easy, he draws the royal knight known as a human weapon...
And then he's the one getting topped for the rest of his life. No, wait, he never gets lucky again for the rest of his life.
Anse: I'll trade my whole life for a chance not to draw you. How about it?!
Certain Weapon: Hmm? (Draws sword)
Anse: ...I mean, using up all my luck on you really was worth it.
In short, this is the story of an African chieftain and a human weapon conquering the stars through their looks (and sheer force).
Also known as "How Did I Get Another Nice Nothing Today?"
"On How an African Chieftain Who Gets Topped Can Sneak into Europe"
"Get away from me! You sucked all my luck dry!!"
The author has been wanting to write a scum-and-slag romance lately, so the start of this story has been postponed. The date is still undecided.
Mobile Game Glossary:
Rare Pull / Jackpot: Getting a good card
Nice Nothing: Not getting a good card
European: Pale-faced (lucky)
African: Dark-faced (unlucky)
African chieftain: Even unluckier than the average African
Sneaking into Europe: African players always want to pull rare cards, and can only become Europeans by sneaking in
Eleven-pull: A way to draw cards in mobile games; options include single pulls, ten-pulls, and eleven-pulls
Rare-card rate: The chance of getting a good card in a mobile game, such as 3% or 6%
