All My Ex-Boyfriends Want to Get Back Together

[My next novel, I Have No Pheromones and Want to Divorce My Alpha Husband Every Day, is open for bookmarking. My author page has completed and upcoming works, so come take a look.] Ten years ago, Xia Qing was forcibly bound to the Sunset System. It turned him from a pure little white flower into a ravenous man-eating plant... Over the course of ten years, he dated twenty-four men from all walks of life: shameless playboys, twisted perverts with shady connections, gentle, wealthy older men, twins who couldn't tell each other apart, a patient with three souls in one body, the most delicate masochist in history, a violent boxer, a workaholic who made him work overtime, a germaphobe who treated him as a stand-in, and a virtuous man who would wash his hands and cook for him... There were so many he lost count. Thank goodness, he's finally broken free of the System. There's just one side effect: he can't get it up anymore. Fine. Let the world end. He doesn't care. He thought he could kick back and enjoy retirement, but for some reason, all the ex-boyfriends he'd cut ties with came looking for him, each one chasing after him and begging to get back together... Xia Qing: I only want little sister! Heart hands! Xia Meng: Go die, thanks :) The one true love interest: When do I get to show up? Please schedule me in. Notes: 1. Although this is a danmei novel, Xia Meng, the younger sister, is the female lead. 2. There are no absolute good guys or bad guys. Likewise, no one is absolutely scummy; it all depends on your perspective. But you're welcome to call the protagonist scummy, hehe... 3. This is not a harem story. It's one-on-one, and there is a male love interest. He's upright, serious, strong-willed, and responsible, and can handle the flirtatious little devil Xia Qing. Although all the ex-boyfriends come back begging to reconcile, none of them is the main love interest, so please don't ship the wrong couple. 4. This novel has dual points of view. My Weibo is TAKU_Junzi Bai. Sneaking in a request to bookmark my author page. Theme: As long as you stay kind, happiness will eventually come