Showbiz: With That Attitude, You'll Lose Me in No Time

On an emotional advice column on a social networking site, one post was highlighted in red and pinned to the homepage. The post was titled:

[Byun Baekhyun: I think I've fallen for someone who's the complete opposite of my ideal type. What do I do??? Waiting for answers...]

Reply 1:

[Global Fan Club for Little Sister Xuxu: Curious what you mean by complete opposite. If you mean gender, here's some advice, bro: the road to gay love has no end, turn back while you still can.]

Reply 2:

[Heard Six-Pack Abs and Appa Are a Perfect Match: Is my friend an ELF?! Let's shake hands! Is Appa your bias?! Want to meet up at Thursday's concert?]

Reply 3:

[Awakening of the Staff: Either change your ideal type or change the person. (Cold stare)]

Reply 4:

[Park Volcano: You make it sound like you have any say in the matter. You like so-and-so, but that doesn't mean so-and-so likes you back. Just now, on my way back, I saw them walking your dog around the neighborhood with W.]

A gust of wind blew up behind Oh Sehun, followed by a loud bang. He turned around and looked at Park Chanyeol, who was grinning mischievously on the sofa. "What just happened?"

Park Chanyeol flashed a row of gleaming white teeth, smiling as harmlessly as a lamb. "Someone got provoked by the little bodyguard and her childhood friend big brother, and is now on his way to kill someone with a knife."

"Oh~" Oh Sehun laughed gleefully. "Baekhyun hyung wanting to curse and eat someone, but having to desperately hold it in to protect his image in front of the little bodyguard, is just the cutest thing."