[Blurb]
Host: "And now, please welcome this year's Oscar-winning Best Actor, Ouyang Jiaming! Let's give him a round of applause... Mr. Ouyang, I hear your current net worth has surpassed 50 billion dollars, putting you among the top ten on the Forbes Rich List. Your assets include several companies ranked among the world's top 100. Could you share the secret to reaching the pinnacle of success?"
"Want to get rich overnight? No problem. The method couldn't be simpler," Xu Yan said with a beaming smile. "First, you have to look exactly like the first love of the richest man in the country. Next, you need an older brother who's the second-richest man in the country. Then those two have to hate each other and fight to the death. Finally, once everyone else has gone down together, you'll end up just like me."
The whole audience burst into laughter, and the host laughed too. "Mr. Ouyang, you're hilarious, but please stop joking around. Everyone's here in earnest to learn about the keys to success. Look at all the fans and admirers who've come today. For their sake, please share a tip or two... Oh! I get it! Is maintaining a sense of humor the secret to your success?"
Xu Yan smiled like the Mona Lisa and said nothing, thinking: Damn, what a bunch of idiots! My surname is Xu, and my given name is Yan. I'm not freaking Ouyang Fake Name!
[Warnings]
A straight man is turned gay. Extremely melodramatic, with forced love. The top does not change! If you want a bad ending, go to the author's profile.
A suspenseful revenge story disguised as a brainless, fluffy romance. The main trope is the substitute. The bottom has multiple identities later on, but his intelligence is painfully low at first (he nearly drowned as a child). Haha, please don't mind.
The whole novel has a strong "yeah, right" vibe. As for what it's saying "yeah, right" about... you'll have to figure that out for yourself. But it's just a novel, so don't take it too seriously. Read it for fun, and if it's not your thing, proceed with caution. \(≧▽≦)/~ If you find it interesting, don't forget to leave a comment and bookmark it!
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If Phoenix has to go through such hell to reach nirvana, then I would rather he be stupid and protect him for the rest of his life.
Hey, I don't know how to write Su, so I had to hold my nose and pretend to be literary. I wish that even when Xiaoyan went to the toilet, he would be in trouble every step of the way. Sitting weakly on the toilet seat, panting slightly, he pulled out a big pile of refreshing cinnamon, fulan, orchid, and the fragrance spread everywhere_(зゝ∠)_Fuck! I feel like I have shriveled up and turned into a salted fish on the beach (the author has something to say and forgot to add, I am too lazy to log in to add, so I can occupy a sofa for myself)
Run away after flirting, Xiaoyan has grown up, haha
Poor Brother Dong, but I smiled unkindly, hahaha
Sister Liao is such a feminine man!
What about the pink fist that was promised? This is very embarrassing.
Well, Ouyang Jiaming and others are pretty good at producing and selling their own products~
I feel sorry for you. . . I hope I can make up for it in the future.
Come on, author, I haven't seen such a carefully written article in a long time. I just like the way you write now?
Have a nice lunch^_^!