There Was Once a Man

Writing a blurb is so hard~~ Sob, sob... (*￣3￣)o The blurb says: This baby's adorably silly, so please help yourselves, dear readers. Yan Qiuchen rarely pays attention to the martial world, but the martial world is abuzz with, "The princess has taken a fancy to him and wants to marry him..." As soon as the news breaks, a messenger pigeon from Ping Xu comes flapping over. One question, "What do you have to say about this?" leaves Yan Qiuchen in a complete muddle. He sends a pigeon back with, "I need to discuss this with you in person, in depth." So Ping Xu eagerly hurries off to the camp. Ping Xu: Do you want to marry her? Yan Qiuchen: No. Ping Xu: Then if you're refusing the princess, does that mean you want to marry someone else? Yan Qiuchen: ...No. Don't overthink it. But Ping Xu gets angry. "You've touched my hands and stolen kisses from me. You've had your way with me, and now you're telling me you won't take responsibility?!" Yan Qiuchen is stunned. Then he's bewildered, and after that, overjoyed. "I thought you... didn't know how I felt. I'll take responsibility, of course. I'll make the arrangements as soon as we get back." Now it's Ping Xu's turn to be bewildered. After throwing his tantrum, he realizes there might be a tiny misunderstanding between them, so he decides to make a quick getaway. But he's immediately tackled onto the bed. "We haven't finished our in-depth discussion yet, and you're leaving?" Ping Xu: It's already... already been in-depth enough. Yan Qiuchen: There's something even more in-depth coming up... A few things to know before reading: 1. A cute, clingy, greedy bottom x a noble, warm-hearted rich second-generation top. 2. Part of the Love of Eating series: Make money to support an adorable foodie. 3. My dream is to earn enough in royalties to eat meat. Please support the official release. Many thanks, with a deep bow! 4. This author is especially adorably silly and is trying to update daily. Won't you please give it a try?