A note before reading
I had just come back from the bathroom and sat in the wrong seat. I thought some hungry glutton had calmly helped himself to my delicious food, so I got angry and smacked this idiot on the head.
I didn't expect the glutton to have the nerve to act like some domineering CEO and say I'd caught his attention.
Hmph, just because you're handsome doesn't mean you can have my spicy strips.