Ke Minchen likes men, but the System is hell-bent on turning him straight. His character setting falls apart.
"You can't!"
"I won't!"
"You can't!!!"
"I absolutely won't!!!"
In the end, the System finally can't take it anymore. Its database crashes.
When Ke Minchen can freely define the System's attributes, he breaks down in tears.
This is a story about a System raising a troublesome kid,
and also a story about a System desperately trying to eradicate a virus, only to be hunted down by the virus and have its database crash.
A little guide for readers
1. The protagonist is the pursued partner, in a devoted 1v1 romance.
2. The plot is indulgent, dramatic, and cathartic; the writing style shifts without rhyme or reason, and the author's imagination knows no bounds.
3. The characters go wildly out of character, and the plot veers into the absurd. Enter at your own risk.
4. This story is sweet! Sweet!! Sweet!!! Come line up for candy, my dears~ Ho ho ho~
Click here for the new novel: Li Zifeng transmigrates. He thinks that with his golden finger and good looks, he can conquer the world and become invincible across the universe, but he never expected...
System: Host, your golden finger doesn't work on this world's protagonists.
Li Zifeng: ??? So everyone in this world except me is a protagonist?
One month later.
System: Host, haven't you started your plan to save the White Lotus yet? There's less than three months left.
Li Zifeng: ??? Who can tell me when you asked me to save a White Lotus? Didn't you say I had to collect the Hearts of the Seven Sins? And what's with the sudden change in the game rules?
After Li Zifeng completes his mission, he breaks down in tears.
System: Host, don't cry.
Li Zifeng: Don't cry, my ass! I'm crying, and you owe me a romance!
Click here to jump in, mwah ^ω^
A novel in progress: Transmigrate into a Book
Jia Dabao never expected that one day he'd transmigrate into the book he wrote and become Pinocchio.
Unlike the real Pinocchio, whenever he lies, he changes sex!
As a grown man who turns into a man one moment and a woman the next, Dabao is honestly exhausted.
But he's straight. Hey, CEO up there, stop! You kiss me and then run off. Do you really think I'm gay?
One month later...
Jia Dabao: Fine, I admit I'm gay. A friend's novel: Quick Transmigration
Ji Wuli: Even if I have to cross heaven and hell, I'll find my husband.
The Demon Lord was killed, and as his subordinate and lover, bringing her husband back to life is her duty.
Ji Wuli is always thinking up all kinds of steamy, unspeakable things to do with her husband.
But every time they make progress, all kinds of people and events pop up to ruin the moment.
Is this really just a story about wanting something you can never have?
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To get in touch with the author, find her on Sina Weibo: Xiao Wangnu
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Theme:
Happy New Year in advance~(≧▽≦)/~Happy New Year and good luck in the Year of the Rooster!
Hahaha I have changed many nicknames! Remember to eat sweets when the medicine is bitter~ I like to eat candied fruit the most~(≧▽≦)/~
Happy New Year, baby~(≧▽≦)/~
Looking at the water and the flowers, I feel like my baby just can't stop admiring himself (?? . ??)
Big baby, I changed my nickname again o(≧v≦)o
Do you feel that System and Nangong Jin are in true love? ?
This is so imaginative, I just quietly watch you, big baby, doing things. No, I want to hug and kiss while watching o(≧v≦)o
As long as everything is fine, you are finally relieved. Take a good rest and don't stay up late. Anyway, no matter how many weeks, months, years or not, the baby will still love you─=≡Σ(((?つ??ω??)つ
啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊你终于回来了宝宝激动死了,快快快不亲到窒息不甘心~(≧▽≦)/~
Big baby, you must reply to me here one day. The baby will be worried to death.
That's it... Gone! ? ?
Happy New Year in advance~(≧▽≦)/~Happy New Year and good luck in the Year of the Rooster!
Hahaha I have changed many nicknames! Remember to eat sweets when the medicine is bitter~ I like to eat candied fruit the most~(≧▽≦)/~
Happy New Year, baby~(≧▽≦)/~
Looking at the water and the flowers, I feel like my baby just can't stop admiring himself (?? . ??) Big baby, I changed my nickname again o(≧v≦)o
Do you feel that System and Nangong Jin are in true love? ?
This is so imaginative, I just quietly watch you, big baby, doing things. No, I want to hug and kiss while watching o(≧v≦)o
As long as everything is fine, you are finally relieved. Take a good rest and don't stay up late. Anyway, no matter how many weeks, months, years or not, the baby will still love you─=≡Σ(((?つ??ω??)つ
啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊你终于回来了宝宝激动死了,快快快不亲到窒息不甘心~(≧▽≦)/~
Big baby, you must reply to me here one day. The baby will be worried to death.