When Zhang Xiaoman went down the mountain for the first time when he was eighteen years old, he was coaxed by his brothers to drink three jars of sweet-scented osmanthus wine, and he was confused and had sex with others. When he woke up, there was only a single fish jade pendant beside him, and he couldn't even see the other person's face clearly.
After returning to the Taoist temple, he continued to grow vegetables and feed the chickens, until one day he was vomiting to the point of darkness, and then his master took a pulse and said: "Evil disciple! You have a baby!"
Xiaoman rubbed his belly and worried: Who is Zai's other father?
In the blink of an eye, Zaizai was already chasing chickens all over the ground. He was still growing vegetables in the Taoist temple every day, raising chickens and pigs, and raising cubs. He looked eagerly at the leaky roof - if he got rich suddenly, he would fix the paint peeling off the Sanqing statue first!
The little Zaizai held his little meat fist and let out a loud "ouch"!
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On this day, the rumored third prince passed by their Taoist temple to rest and recuperate after conquering the Tufan Kingdom.
Xiaoman heard from people at the bottom of the mountain that everything was of inferior quality, except for good academics. As long as he got the top prize and became a high official, he could just renovate a Taoist temple!
But Master Xiu at the foot of the mountain is too expensive. But Xiaoman found that the third prince was very knowledgeable!
He tried his best to be cute, deliver food, eggs, wash clothes, warm the bed, um, warm the bed and so on, cross it out! The third prince was troubled at first, but every time he met Xiao Man's shining eyes, he always felt soft-hearted - he didn't leave any of Xiao Man's dishes, secretly stuffed the eggs into his sleeve pockets, and as for "warming the bed"... The third prince suddenly grabbed his wrist: "That night... Did you have a cinnabar butterfly mark on your body?"
The third prince recovered from his injuries and set off back to Beijing. He told Xiaoman that there was the best master in the capital, and Zaizai followed him to study, so that he could renovate the Taoist temple in the future.
Xiaoman was very afraid of the capital, but the third prince said that he would be given a vegetable plot in the palace... Xiaoman was instantly moved - of course, not just to see that handsome face every day!
But there are too many bad guys in the capital, and it's really intolerable to damage his little vegetable seedlings or something like that! Humph, we can only let them go out and step on chicken shit! Rouge turns into a frog or something! Let them know that Zhang Xiaoman will not end well if he offends him!
Later, when she heard that her son, the queen who had hidden her beauty in the golden house, came to the palace to take a look, she couldn't help but be furious. Why didn't anyone tell her about such a big precious golden grandson? Just as he was about to reprimand his son for being a spoiled child, he suddenly stared at Xiaoman's neck and exclaimed: "This... Isn't this the Pisces jade pendant given to the emperor by His Majesty?!"
Intention: When you are young, you will be safe, what is the most glorious thing about labor!