The Big Beauty Ran with the Ball and Became a Teacher in the Capital

Four years ago, the most beautiful woman in Xuanmen was in the northern border, and in a thunderstorm night, she randomly dragged a general to use as a "magic weapon to overcome the catastrophe." After the spring breeze came, he fled the capital with the "spiritual energy" of unknown origin in his belly, and started a side business incognito: —— Recruiting ghosts for salt merchants, annoying people with questions about their ancestors and making them curse in their dreams all night long; ——Driving away water ghosts from a painted boat, but was chased by a female ghost asking for rouge money; --Teaching his son how to draw talisman, the little boy plastered the thunder talismans all over the toilet in the academy... Until the night of the Ghost Festival—— Hundreds of ghosts stirred up the waves in the Jincheng River. To protect the little boy, he split the Yin-Yang Road with one sword. His plain clothes were stained with blood and he trampled the Naihe Bridge to pieces. The astronomical disk of Qintian Prison suddenly exploded, and the old prisoner was crawling into the imperial study room: "Your Majesty! The future Ziweixing has moved!" Intention: My destiny is determined by my efforts and not by God. I work hard to determine my destiny.